it Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin or Else It Gets the Hose Again.

Word on the curb is that Re-Up Rowland brand pose for the pages of Playboy quondam in the near future. I hope this is only another net rumor, because if its fact then I really surrender on Kizzy. There has got to be a clause somewhere in her contract with the wig crypt that specifically says that she tin't practise shit like this. Didn't Farrah get kicked out of Destiny'southward Child for posing for some pimp'south book cover or something? She better continue it quiet before Papa Joe 2.0 tin can finish her.

Doin' What She Does Best

Then you lot say Chris Dark-brown and Rihanna are the new Jay-Z and Bosom It Creole, eh? Hmmm . . .

I already have told ya'll that its all about Fantasia and Young Dro around these parts! Their honey looks similar it will stand the tests of time, I'm certain. Dro is shouting out his boo left and correct on his new mixtape, I Am Legend. ["No Fantasia ain't pregnant! Stay out our bidness!"] Now that'due south dearest!

But I digress.

Rihanna is dorsum to airing her vajayjay out on stage, enjoy.

She Got That Nasty Woman's Disease

Or at least I hope not. The AP sez:

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is existence treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease, the hospital'due south press office said Tuesday.

A publicist for the 37-year-former British supermodel confirmed Campbell was treated at a hospital and had a small-scale cyst removed. At that place were no other details.

"Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital ... to take a small cyst removed," her publicist, Jeff Raymond, said in a statement. "Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forwards to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who take kindly looked later on her."

Campbell, a frequent visitor to Brazil, celebrated Carnival earlier this month in the northeastern city of Salvador. She was hospitalized Sunday in Sao Paulo's Sirio Libanes Infirmary.

She is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the hospital said in a statement.

"The patient and her directorate have adamant that the infirmary's medical staff will not event any formal or informal information on her medical status," the hospital statement said. [source]

Go well shortly Nay Nay! The earth needs your Blackberry tossing tantrums.

The New Video Is Bananas

Recollect that crazy ass video Ashanti released a couple of weeks agone for her single "The Style That I Dear Yous" ? Well, turns out that was a leaked, unofficial version. Or at least that's what her record label wants us to believe! I'grand not drinking one sip of that kool-aid. If you lot ask me, they probably put that mess out there themselves merely to come across what type of feedback the public would give and turned around and made changes where they saw necessary.

Simply at the end of the day this is ASHANTI we are talking nigh! I mean really. Anyway, the singer said the inspiration behind the video is the telly show 'Snapped' that airs on the Oxygen Network. OMG! Makes sense now. Bananas, yo! Cheque it out nether after the spring.

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Solange Volition Make Your Dreams Come Truthful

Wanna work in the new pimped out dungeon of the wig crypt? Well here's your chance!

I was checking in with my splendiferous love muffin Love B. Scott when I peeped his postal service about Solange property auditions for singers, bands and individual band members to go members of her band, Hadley Street Dreams.

You know Baby Daniel is going to be down at that place in a tight black t-shirt like Simon Cowell to aid his Mama weed out the haves and the accept-nots. If you lot plan on getting down with Solo it is a must that you know how to shake your money maker. 'Cause nobody has the time to give you individual lessons on shaking your chico stick, thanks.

WHEN: Thursday, March 6, 2008 from 12:00PM thru 6:00PM. Audition sign upward will end promptly at iii:00PM.

WHERE: SIR Studios

6465 West Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90028

Impossible Is Nil

Judging by the wait on her face, Cheri Dennis was as shocked every bit the rest of the political party goers at her album release party that the large day had finally come. I'g going to get out and purchase five copies, so she never has to resort to selling ass or slave one more than day in Diddy's toothpick crypt e'er again.

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Happy People, Yep Yeah [1]

Kanye, Alexis, and Vivica hit up Robert Cavalli Party in Paris. No hate here, everybody looks proficient. With Paris fashion week in full swing, expect to meet more familiar glory faces checking out their favorite designers. I wonder if Lil' Boosie and Webbie have their passports all the same.

[one] Somebody mentioned that vocal yesterday in the comment box and its been stuck in my head every since. So this is how R.Kelly's voodoo works, eh?
Quick Quotes

"There'southward not one person on this planet that could ever say they've seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man. I keep a stable [of women]."

- - Johnaynay denies beingness Donkey's secret midnight snack

He don't believe you, you need more than people. Outside of your stable of broads of course.

"I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill's simulated spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were conspicuously a very desperate and pathetic effort to clean upwards his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate information technology if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread fake gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the existent truth."

- - Tracey Edmonds responds to Jonny Gill's contempo radio comments

[Thanks Cheryl]

Arnold Got His Swagger Back!

Gary Coleman and his old lady Shannon made a trip to the Today Show to talk about their cute union. I nevertheless tin can't believe dude married somebody the same age as me but and then once again this is Gary-fuckin-Coleman we're talking nearly. Say something nice, kids.

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